...that holy crap, I need an outlet. Well that and work has become bizarrely slow, so instead of choosing to constantly click "refresh" on my email inbox looking for an email from the law school admissions committee, waiting on my ex-husband to return any of my emails labeled "Dude, I thought we agreed no red food coloring" or "Please stop taking the 2 year old on brain-jarring off-road trips in your Malibu Barbie Jeep" that I might as well start writing again. Otherwise, I'll go more insane than I already am and/or wreck the browser on my work computer.
So I shall write -- maybe sometimes it will be witty and engaging. Sometimes it will be mindless drivel. Sometimes I'll probably even wake up in the mornings with a wicked hangover and rush to the computer to quickly hit "delete" before my parents read some ranting tirade about Sarah Palin, Wal-Mart, or how we really need to bring back the idea of a dowry and child labor (mother of boys here -- I'm just sayin') after I drank that 4th glass of wine.
Feel free to input what else you think should go here. Recipes? I make a kickass curry. Pictures of the kids? They ARE pretty cute. Important current events that readers HAVE to keep abreast of (ZOMFG GUYS THEY'RE BRINGING BACK THE WOOLY MAMMOTH!). Most importantly, we'll try to keep it less boring than watching the llamas at the zoo (most boring animal EVER) and more like the sea otter exhibit (they're always getting their freak on -- raise your hand if you HAVEN'T seen otters do it at the aquarium -- 'cause you're missing out).
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